Man Karate Chopped

January 23, 2006--A man crossing York Avenue last night suffered no injuries by karate chopping taxi driver. Nat Damon jay-walked across York and cut off a yellow cab. When Nat displayed verbal aggression towards the cab the driver took off his seatbelt and confronted Nat.
Since no cab drivers can speak English he did what all short cab drivers do: kicked and chopped his hands in Nat's direction. Mr. Damon was able to swat away the small man's kung-fu moves with his right hand. When asked why he didn't use his left hand Mr. Damon said it was because it was too cold out and he had to keep it in his jacket pocket. Mr. Damon's jacket is filled with feather down, which is Mother Nature's insulation and very expensive. Within a couple minutes Mr. Damon was pulled away by his wife and left the cab driver tossing chops in the air. Nat later admitted that it was all his fault but offered no apology. The Damons have a new mmmnet.