Don't F*ck with the LOTRS

2006 Year of the Hypothesis--Japan, not to be outdone by it's larger neighbor, China, has taken steps towards creating the world's first artificial mouse. Using the Scientific Method Japanese scientists plan to build a non-flammable mouse in response to defective glue traps. Critics are concerned how people will react in 2008, the next Year of the Mouse (Rat) as determined by the Chinese Zodiac. China declined to comment.