Mama Mia!

2,006 food critics declare: All Italians Love Pizza...a lot! Master Food Critic Maestro Freddy Coolidge says, "It's interesting because the word ailpal is often used to describe an ill friend, but in Italy it's Italian for pizza." On a side note, mmmet is the word for dog, but Italians never eat dogs.
What is the root of mmmet? Well, the "m" is shaped like the ballsac before most are noitered...yes, that's right, noitered. That's how they pronounce it. So 3 ballsacs, an 'e' because its the most popular letter in the English language, and then a 't' for the cross that we all bear. The canine was adorned with this namesake because dog barkwards is God.
Food critics across the globe are considering making dog food that tastes like pizza, or pizza that tastes like dog food. Whichever is cheaper.