Actor Puts Fabled Vine to Test
In an unprecedented move, Carl Weathers (Predator, Rocky I, II, IV, Happy Gilmore) spent his new years eve under a golf-sized umbrella of misteltoe claiming he 'got a good deal on it' and 'couldn't pass up the opportunity to enjoy such a magical vine'. After the party Carl commented on how his umbrella went over.
'Well, it got a lot of attention, but i think, despite how good a deal I got on it, that mistletoe in general is full of shit. It didn't even get me close to some lips .... I even shared my stew with one particular lady ... Full of shit! I've had better luck with camel-toe'
Later, Tobias Funke was seen rifling through the trash where Carl had discarded his 'shitty' umbrella. Tobias 'thought [he] saw something shiny in there'
Carl declined to comment on Tobias' antics, but did agree that he'd also seen 'something shiny in there'.
2006 Votes: Mistletoe 'full of shit' If it's not working for Carl Weathers, who will it work for?
'Well, it got a lot of attention, but i think, despite how good a deal I got on it, that mistletoe in general is full of shit. It didn't even get me close to some lips .... I even shared my stew with one particular lady ... Full of shit! I've had better luck with camel-toe'
Later, Tobias Funke was seen rifling through the trash where Carl had discarded his 'shitty' umbrella. Tobias 'thought [he] saw something shiny in there'
Carl declined to comment on Tobias' antics, but did agree that he'd also seen 'something shiny in there'.
2006 Votes: Mistletoe 'full of shit' If it's not working for Carl Weathers, who will it work for?
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