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The breast will come into focus as a powerful and commanding presence in marketing, male fantasy, and low-risk mutual funds.

AdWeek Magazine reports a resurgence of interest in the dormant Alka Seltzer "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" campaign. Ed Morris decided to remain executive creative director of the London office of Interpublic Group's Lowe, the IPG shop has confirmed, solely on the new directive. From Revlon to Tonka, expect to see more and more of the female breast in '06.

Men, including gays and home-owners, are expected to spend more billable hours considering the many positive attributes of boobies than they did in '05. Larger corporations predict they will spend upwards of $2 billion dollars on this workplace intrusion. Not easily dissuaded, sales of computer monitor privacy screens are expected to climb by 80% in the first quarter.

When asked to comment on the expected influence breasts will have on the coming fiscal year, Suze Orman cupped her cans with her own hands and responded:

Can I ask you something? You don't use a Betamax to watch movies at home, do you? And your car isn't outfitted with an 8-track tape player, right? And I'm guessing the chances of you using a rotary phone are about as good as Ben Affleck having a hit flick these days.

Suze Orman has been called “a force in the world of personal finance” and a “one-woman financial advice powerhouse” by USA Today. She is the author of four consecutive New York Times bestsellers, including The Road to Wealth. 2006 votes: listen to her and try to look her in the eyes when she is speaking to you.